Your Questions, Answered
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Short answer: Nope. 🚫
Long answer: once it’s been on your head, it’s officially yours. Also… you’re going to love it. And I can’t resell a hat that’s already bonded with your scalp. Hygiene and vibes matter. 🧢✨ -
Roughly 3 hours ⏱️—and that’s actual hands-on time. Burning, distressing, designing, swearing a little, and making sure it’s worthy of leaving my studio.
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Respectfully? They’re not.
Custom hats like these easily go for $200+ 💸. I’m a real, retired, one-woman show who genuinely enjoys making them. No investors. No factory. No BS. That’s the difference. -
Trust me—I love that look too. 🎨
But until I find a paint I’m comfortable having sit on your head for hours without questionable side effects, it’s a hard no-go zone for me. Your brain cells thank me later. 🧠 -
I laser my designs onto the hats, then burn them, distress them, and dress them up with ribbon, leather, tacks, brads, rivets, feathers, boho flowers, hat chains, charms, and whatever chaos feels right that day.
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Like they matter—because they do. 📦
Each hat ships in a 15 x 12 x 10 box, usually via UPS Ground, and arrives ready to strut. -
ONE.
And let’s be honest—it fits almost no one right out of the box. 🙃
To make it fit your glorious noggin:
Steam it (steamer, kettle, boiling pot of water), let it cool for a hot second, then slap it on your head and let it dry in place. Boom. Custom fit. 🔥 -
Vegan suede. 🌱
Soft. Badass. Zero cows harmed. -
Probably. Eventually. 🤷♀️
They’re sealed before they leave, but they’re hats. Life happens. Weather happens. Stains only add character. -
I’ll adorn a felt hat.
I will not laser a felt hat. Ever again. 😵💫
Learned that lesson the hard way. The smell is… unforgettable. And not in a good way. -
Never. 🚫
I may use the same image, but no two hats are exactly the same. Similar cousins, not twins. -
Personally? I brush it down (sometimes LBH), throw a shower cap over the crown, and hang it on the wall. 🛁
Some people toss theirs in the closet and call it a day. Also acceptable. You do you. -
Ink and a light sealer—think Scotchgard-ish.
That’s it. Exterior only. 🧴 -
Not a rumor. Fact. 🥚
Every hat has one. I’ll never tell you where. 😉 -
These are FLAT BRIM hats.
They are not made to bend. They are not meant to bend.
If you bend it, that’s on you, rebel. 😈 -
Oh… the list is long. 😈
Currently in the lineup:Cable knit headbands (with or without a patch) 🧶
Kids knitted hats (patched or patch-free)
Baseball hats (Richardson’s, because quality matters) 🧢
Bulk orders of leather patches with adhesive
Bougie shower caps (yes, those bougie ones) 🚿✨
Sassy cutting boards
Luggage tags
Coasters
And that’s just the highlights. I make a lot of things. I get bored easily.
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Right now, I offer men’s baseball hats.
Men’s cowboy hats are coming soon—just as soon as I find a supplier that doesn’t suck and meets my standards. Quality or nothing. -
I am in Richland, WA.
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Yes… for locals. 📍 Richland, WA
If you’re local, I love keeping it local. When it makes sense, I’m happy to drop off orders to help you skip shipping and support a fellow community human. Just message me first and we’ll figure it out—easy, reasonable, no weird meetups.
