CURIOSITY. CREATIVITY. ZERO FILTER.

I USED TO

ENFORCE THE RULES.

NOW I

QUESTION EVERYTHING.

SHOP WITTY REVOLT

Retired police lieutenant turned maker, reseller, road-tripper, researcher, and professional rabbit-hole explorer.

COME EXPLORE

PICK YOUR RABBIT HOLE.

MAKE.

Make weird sh*t. Make it mine.

Laser. Sew. Sublimate. Upcycle. Design.
One-of-a-kind stuff made by somebody who gets bored easily.

FIND.

SHOP WITTY REVOLT

Thrift. Resell. Flip. Treasure hunt.

I find the good, the weird, and the “who the hell donated this?”

SHOP MY CLOSET

QUESTION.

Ask the hard questions. Follow the paper trail.

Who decided that? Why? What do the records actually say?

EXPLORE.

Take the weird road.

Road-trip. Geocache. Wander. Investigate. Weird places, back roads, local stories and whatever makes me say, “What the hell is THAT?”

SEE WHAT I'M DIGGING INTO

COME EXPLORE

SAME BRAIN.

DIFFERENT

UNIFORM.

For 25 years, I wore a badge.

I spent my career asking questions, reading people, looking for what didn't make sense and figuring out what happened.

Retirement didn't turn that part of my brain off.

It just gave it a lot more places to wander.

Now I make weird shit, dig through thrift bins, chase public records, geocache, take questionable back roads and investigate whatever makes me stop and say, “Wait...what?”

meet Jessica

CHECK OUT THE BOOK

WHAT AM I INTO NOW?

CAMPFIRE UNFILTERED
Camping was already weird. I just documented it.
Adult questions, bad decisions, camping chaos and absolutely no inspirational journaling.

THE 509 UNFILTERED
I have a full tank of gas and questionable judgment.
Weird roads, forgotten places, geocaches and whatever rabbit hole deserves a field trip.

WATCH THE 509

WITTY REVOLT STUDIO
Apparently I needed more hobbies.
Laser. Sew. Sublimate. Upcycle. Rhinestone. Repeat until distracted by another idea.

SEE WHAT I'M MAKING

PERFECTION DOESN'T LIVE HERE.

Witty Revolt is where all my random ideas go when they refuse to stay in my head.

I make things. I remake things. I rescue things somebody else gave up on. I chase weird places, ask too many questions and occasionally turn a completely unnecessary idea into an entire project.

Some of it is polished. Some of it is weird. Some of it starts with “I wonder if I can…”

That’s kind of the point.

Different on purpose. Imperfect by design.