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For the LOVE of Highland Cows

$55.00

FOR THE LOVE OF HIGHLAND COWS

Because some hats are cute… and then some are COW-ute AF.

This light-beige, perfectly distressed masterpiece features a backwards-facing Highland cow standing in a field of sunflowers — like a whole mood, a whole aesthetic, a whole don’t-talk-to-me-until-I’ve-had-my-coffee vibe.

She’s banded in a silky paisley bandana, stacked with two layers of frayed ribbon, wrapped in cordage, topped with an X on the crown, and finished off with all the chaos-chic trimmings: my signature boho flower, rhinestone rivets, a player’s card (because life’s a gamble, baby), and a feather for that extra free-spirit but make it rebellious energy.

Soft. Wild. A little mischievous. And absolutely one-of-a-kind.


FOR THE LOVE OF HIGHLAND COWS

Because some hats are cute… and then some are COW-ute AF.

This light-beige, perfectly distressed masterpiece features a backwards-facing Highland cow standing in a field of sunflowers — like a whole mood, a whole aesthetic, a whole don’t-talk-to-me-until-I’ve-had-my-coffee vibe.

She’s banded in a silky paisley bandana, stacked with two layers of frayed ribbon, wrapped in cordage, topped with an X on the crown, and finished off with all the chaos-chic trimmings: my signature boho flower, rhinestone rivets, a player’s card (because life’s a gamble, baby), and a feather for that extra free-spirit but make it rebellious energy.

Soft. Wild. A little mischievous. And absolutely one-of-a-kind.


🔥 HOW TO MAKE THIS HAT LOVE YOUR HEAD 🔥

Let’s be clear: this hat is a rebel.
She fits almost no one straight out of the gate—and honestly, same. 😏

Here’s how you bend her to your will:

  1. Apply heat like you mean it.
    Grab a steamer, kettle, or a pot of boiling water. Hold the inside of the crown over the steam. Not the brim. We’re not animals.

  2. Wait for the magic flop.
    When the crown gets warm and a little bendy (think “I’ve had two margaritas”), you’re ready.

  3. Put it on your damn head.
    Yes, right then. Shape it with your hands. Squeeze, pinch, finesse. This is a relationship, not a one-night stand.

  4. Let it cool on your head.
    Stand there. Scroll your phone. Drop an f-bomb. Let it set like your personality—firm and unapologetic.

  5. Repeat if necessary.
    Stubborn hat? Reheat and try again. She’ll submit eventually.

🔥 Pro tip:
You can also use a rolled towel inside the crown if you need a little extra persuasion. Think hat therapy.

End result:
A perfectly broken-in, custom-fit hat made for rebels, messy queens, and women who are a little rough around the edges—but hot as hell while doing it. 🤘