Rough Around the Edges

$55.00

This light-beige FEDORA showed up innocent… then I went full feral on her. Scorched crown, distressed brim, and a whole vibe that says “I’m cute, but I will set your emotional support cactus on fire.”

She’s decked out with 2 cordage Xs, an orange stone, a yellow stone, a string of flowers, and my signature boho bloom — because if you’re gonna wear a hat, it should announce your entrance before you even arrive.

Adjustable? Yeah… sorta.

You can tighten her up, loosen her up, or just pray she agrees with your head shape today.

But let’s be clear: these are NOT Stetsons — they’re attitude with a brim.

She’s rocking a 2.5" brim, a small lip, and yes, her hidden Easter egg is still tucked away like a spicy little secret.

This light-beige FEDORA showed up innocent… then I went full feral on her. Scorched crown, distressed brim, and a whole vibe that says “I’m cute, but I will set your emotional support cactus on fire.”

She’s decked out with 2 cordage Xs, an orange stone, a yellow stone, a string of flowers, and my signature boho bloom — because if you’re gonna wear a hat, it should announce your entrance before you even arrive.

Adjustable? Yeah… sorta.

You can tighten her up, loosen her up, or just pray she agrees with your head shape today.

But let’s be clear: these are NOT Stetsons — they’re attitude with a brim.

She’s rocking a 2.5" brim, a small lip, and yes, her hidden Easter egg is still tucked away like a spicy little secret.

🔥 HOW TO MAKE THIS HAT LOVE YOUR HEAD 🔥

Let’s be clear: this hat is a rebel.
She fits almost no one straight out of the gate—and honestly, same. 😏

Here’s how you bend her to your will:

  1. Apply heat like you mean it.
    Grab a steamer, kettle, or a pot of boiling water. Hold the inside of the crown over the steam. Not the brim. We’re not animals.

  2. Wait for the magic flop.
    When the crown gets warm and a little bendy (think “I’ve had two margaritas”), you’re ready.

  3. Put it on your damn head.
    Yes, right then. Shape it with your hands. Squeeze, pinch, finesse. This is a relationship, not a one-night stand.

  4. Let it cool on your head.
    Stand there. Scroll your phone. Drop an f-bomb. Let it set like your personality—firm and unapologetic.

  5. Repeat if necessary.
    Stubborn hat? Reheat and try again. She’ll submit eventually.

🔥 Pro tip:
You can also use a rolled towel inside the crown if you need a little extra persuasion. Think hat therapy.

End result:
A perfectly broken-in, custom-fit hat made for rebels, messy queens, and women who are a little rough around the edges—but hot as hell while doing it. 🤘