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Somebody's Problem

$60.00

Look, I didn’t make this hat… I summoned it from the ashes like a F-bomb-dropping phoenix with a lighter problem.

First I lasered her, then—because I apparently can’t help myself—I straight-up lit her on fire. And she survived, which means she’s absolutely your kind of messy.

This light beige vegan suede flat brim beauty rocks a backwards-facing cow skull and desert scene—because why follow the rules when you can flip ’em the bird (or give them the cactus ) and look good doing it? She’s wrapped in green and beige ribbon, dark brown cordage, and two leather X’s stitched across the crown with purple cordage like she just got into a sexy bar fight and won.

And yes… she has a patch. A green leather one. That proudly reads “Somebody’s Problem.”

Because you’re not here looking for a hat that whispers—you want the one that walks into the room and declares unapologetically, “Yup, it’s me. I’m the problem.”

Rhinestone rivet , rhinestone rivet , purple stone rivet , my signature boho flower, and a hidden easter egg tucked somewhere in the chaos. Don’t ask where—find it yourself like the treasure-hunting badass you are.

She did go up in flames this afternoon (like… actual flames), but now she’s hotter than your ex’s rebound and twice as loyal.

Look, I didn’t make this hat… I summoned it from the ashes like a F-bomb-dropping phoenix with a lighter problem.

First I lasered her, then—because I apparently can’t help myself—I straight-up lit her on fire. And she survived, which means she’s absolutely your kind of messy.

This light beige vegan suede flat brim beauty rocks a backwards-facing cow skull and desert scene—because why follow the rules when you can flip ’em the bird (or give them the cactus ) and look good doing it? She’s wrapped in green and beige ribbon, dark brown cordage, and two leather X’s stitched across the crown with purple cordage like she just got into a sexy bar fight and won.

And yes… she has a patch. A green leather one. That proudly reads “Somebody’s Problem.”

Because you’re not here looking for a hat that whispers—you want the one that walks into the room and declares unapologetically, “Yup, it’s me. I’m the problem.”

Rhinestone rivet , rhinestone rivet , purple stone rivet , my signature boho flower, and a hidden easter egg tucked somewhere in the chaos. Don’t ask where—find it yourself like the treasure-hunting badass you are.

She did go up in flames this afternoon (like… actual flames), but now she’s hotter than your ex’s rebound and twice as loyal.

🔥 HOW TO MAKE THIS HAT LOVE YOUR HEAD 🔥

Let’s be clear: this hat is a rebel.
She fits almost no one straight out of the gate—and honestly, same. 😏

Here’s how you bend her to your will:

  1. Apply heat like you mean it.
    Grab a steamer, kettle, or a pot of boiling water. Hold the inside of the crown over the steam. Not the brim. We’re not animals.

  2. Wait for the magic flop.
    When the crown gets warm and a little bendy (think “I’ve had two margaritas”), you’re ready.

  3. Put it on your damn head.
    Yes, right then. Shape it with your hands. Squeeze, pinch, finesse. This is a relationship, not a one-night stand.

  4. Let it cool on your head.
    Stand there. Scroll your phone. Drop an f-bomb. Let it set like your personality—firm and unapologetic.

  5. Repeat if necessary.
    Stubborn hat? Reheat and try again. She’ll submit eventually.

🔥 Pro tip:
You can also use a rolled towel inside the crown if you need a little extra persuasion. Think hat therapy.

End result:
A perfectly broken-in, custom-fit hat made for rebels, messy queens, and women who are a little rough around the edges—but hot as hell while doing it. 🤘