Stay Trippy Little Hippie

$60.00

Camel vegan suede for the spiritually unhinged and creatively feral. Laser-engraved with a backward-facing free-spirit throwing a peace sign as she walks away from nonsense, drama, and people who “just don’t get it.”

This hat is Birkenstocks on concrete, messy hair by design, dancing in sunflowers like rent isn’t due. It smells like sage, boundary-setting, and art supplies you definitely didn’t clean up last night.

Wrapped in turquoise ribbon, cowhide band, and turquoise + tan cordage—because texture matters. Hanging off the brim cordage is a badass antlered beast charm. Deer? Elk? Forest king? I don’t know and I don’t care. It has antlers and main-character energy.

Finished with a stone rivet, a rhinestone for a little chaotic sparkle, double cordage Xs on the crown, and my signature boho flower—because feral doesn’t mean unfinished.

Fit Warning (don’t skip this):

One size fits almost no one.

Steam it. Bend it. Shape it. Dominate it. This hat will not meet you halfway—you earn it.

For the women who sage their space, swear like poets, flip the bird with love, choose peace but keep receipts, and—always—stay trippy.


Camel vegan suede for the spiritually unhinged and creatively feral. Laser-engraved with a backward-facing free-spirit throwing a peace sign as she walks away from nonsense, drama, and people who “just don’t get it.”

This hat is Birkenstocks on concrete, messy hair by design, dancing in sunflowers like rent isn’t due. It smells like sage, boundary-setting, and art supplies you definitely didn’t clean up last night.

Wrapped in turquoise ribbon, cowhide band, and turquoise + tan cordage—because texture matters. Hanging off the brim cordage is a badass antlered beast charm. Deer? Elk? Forest king? I don’t know and I don’t care. It has antlers and main-character energy.

Finished with a stone rivet, a rhinestone for a little chaotic sparkle, double cordage Xs on the crown, and my signature boho flower—because feral doesn’t mean unfinished.

Fit Warning (don’t skip this):

One size fits almost no one.

Steam it. Bend it. Shape it. Dominate it. This hat will not meet you halfway—you earn it.

For the women who sage their space, swear like poets, flip the bird with love, choose peace but keep receipts, and—always—stay trippy.


🔥 HOW TO MAKE THIS HAT LOVE YOUR HEAD 🔥

Let’s be clear: this hat is a rebel.
She fits almost no one straight out of the gate—and honestly, same. 😏

Here’s how you bend her to your will:

  1. Apply heat like you mean it.
    Grab a steamer, kettle, or a pot of boiling water. Hold the inside of the crown over the steam. Not the brim. We’re not animals.

  2. Wait for the magic flop.
    When the crown gets warm and a little bendy (think “I’ve had two margaritas”), you’re ready.

  3. Put it on your damn head.
    Yes, right then. Shape it with your hands. Squeeze, pinch, finesse. This is a relationship, not a one-night stand.

  4. Let it cool on your head.
    Stand there. Scroll your phone. Drop an f-bomb. Let it set like your personality—firm and unapologetic.

  5. Repeat if necessary.
    Stubborn hat? Reheat and try again. She’ll submit eventually.

🔥 Pro tip:
You can also use a rolled towel inside the crown if you need a little extra persuasion. Think hat therapy.

End result:
A perfectly broken-in, custom-fit hat made for rebels, messy queens, and women who are a little rough around the edges—but hot as hell while doing it. 🤘