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The Branded Badass

$60.00

“The Branded Badass – Barrel Racer Edition”

Meet the hat that looks like it just barrel-raced straight through a wildfire, cussed out the flames, and strutted out without singeing a single eyelash.

This wide-brimmed light-beige vegan suede rebel is unapologetic, messy, gritty, witty, and rough around the damn edges—just like a real woman who drops f-bombs before breakfast.

Front and center: a barrel-racing queen mid-run, hair flying, horse hauling ass like it owes her rent.

She’s the spirit animal of every woman who’s ever said “watch this” right before doing something legendary.

The crown is wrapped in pure chaos-meets-beauty—white ribbon, turquoise ribbon, brown cordage, and boho daisy cordage layered like a rebel’s resume. Two turquoise Xs slash across the top, backed up with a turquoise stud, a rhinestone stud, and two charms: a turquoise heart and a cow skull. Of course she’s sporting my signature boho flower AND a hidden Easter egg… because messy doesn’t mean boring.

And the kicker?

She’s BRANDED.

A scorched horse-head brand burned right onto the back of the crown—because this hat doesn’t whisper “badass,” it shouts it with an f-bomb attached.

Now for the honesty hour…

This hat fits almost NO ONE.

She’s stubborn. She’s feral. She’s a whole mood.

But here’s how to fix that:

Hold her over a steamer, kettle, or boiling pot like you’re threatening her with chores. Let her warm up, hit that soft bendy stage, slap her on your head, and let her cool. Boom—custom-fitted to your beautifully chaotic, rebel noggin.


“The Branded Badass – Barrel Racer Edition”

Meet the hat that looks like it just barrel-raced straight through a wildfire, cussed out the flames, and strutted out without singeing a single eyelash.

This wide-brimmed light-beige vegan suede rebel is unapologetic, messy, gritty, witty, and rough around the damn edges—just like a real woman who drops f-bombs before breakfast.

Front and center: a barrel-racing queen mid-run, hair flying, horse hauling ass like it owes her rent.

She’s the spirit animal of every woman who’s ever said “watch this” right before doing something legendary.

The crown is wrapped in pure chaos-meets-beauty—white ribbon, turquoise ribbon, brown cordage, and boho daisy cordage layered like a rebel’s resume. Two turquoise Xs slash across the top, backed up with a turquoise stud, a rhinestone stud, and two charms: a turquoise heart and a cow skull. Of course she’s sporting my signature boho flower AND a hidden Easter egg… because messy doesn’t mean boring.

And the kicker?

She’s BRANDED.

A scorched horse-head brand burned right onto the back of the crown—because this hat doesn’t whisper “badass,” it shouts it with an f-bomb attached.

Now for the honesty hour…

This hat fits almost NO ONE.

She’s stubborn. She’s feral. She’s a whole mood.

But here’s how to fix that:

Hold her over a steamer, kettle, or boiling pot like you’re threatening her with chores. Let her warm up, hit that soft bendy stage, slap her on your head, and let her cool. Boom—custom-fitted to your beautifully chaotic, rebel noggin.


🔥 HOW TO MAKE THIS HAT LOVE YOUR HEAD 🔥

Let’s be clear: this hat is a rebel.
She fits almost no one straight out of the gate—and honestly, same. 😏

Here’s how you bend her to your will:

  1. Apply heat like you mean it.
    Grab a steamer, kettle, or a pot of boiling water. Hold the inside of the crown over the steam. Not the brim. We’re not animals.

  2. Wait for the magic flop.
    When the crown gets warm and a little bendy (think “I’ve had two margaritas”), you’re ready.

  3. Put it on your damn head.
    Yes, right then. Shape it with your hands. Squeeze, pinch, finesse. This is a relationship, not a one-night stand.

  4. Let it cool on your head.
    Stand there. Scroll your phone. Drop an f-bomb. Let it set like your personality—firm and unapologetic.

  5. Repeat if necessary.
    Stubborn hat? Reheat and try again. She’ll submit eventually.

🔥 Pro tip:
You can also use a rolled towel inside the crown if you need a little extra persuasion. Think hat therapy.

End result:
A perfectly broken-in, custom-fit hat made for rebels, messy queens, and women who are a little rough around the edges—but hot as hell while doing it. 🤘