The Cluck Off Queen

$60.00

Behold: the hat I never meant to love but accidentally made way too cool. This dark green vegan suede troublemaker has been DragonFyre-scorched to perfection and features a woman clutching a chicken like it’s her emotional support therapy bird.

The engraving reads: “I’m just a girl with my chickens.”

Meanwhile I’m over here like:

“I hate chickens. I hate fkn eggs. I hate anything that squawks at sunrise. BUT YOU love chickens… and I love you… so here we are.”

Now let’s talk tea.

This rebel is fully decked out with:

  • a red bandana wrap

  • red frayed ribbon

  • cordage

  • elastic band

  • TWO cordage X’s (because one wasn’t enough attitude)

  • a turquoise rivet

  • a heart charm

  • a feather

  • my signature boho flower

  • and a hidden Easter egg because I'm a menace like that.

If chickens are your love language—or your personality trait—this hat’s ready to roost on that beautiful head of yours.


Behold: the hat I never meant to love but accidentally made way too cool. This dark green vegan suede troublemaker has been DragonFyre-scorched to perfection and features a woman clutching a chicken like it’s her emotional support therapy bird.

The engraving reads: “I’m just a girl with my chickens.”

Meanwhile I’m over here like:

“I hate chickens. I hate fkn eggs. I hate anything that squawks at sunrise. BUT YOU love chickens… and I love you… so here we are.”

Now let’s talk tea.

This rebel is fully decked out with:

  • a red bandana wrap

  • red frayed ribbon

  • cordage

  • elastic band

  • TWO cordage X’s (because one wasn’t enough attitude)

  • a turquoise rivet

  • a heart charm

  • a feather

  • my signature boho flower

  • and a hidden Easter egg because I'm a menace like that.

If chickens are your love language—or your personality trait—this hat’s ready to roost on that beautiful head of yours.