Feral Finds
The Gear Locker + Survival Manual
by Witty Revolt
This is the operational archive behind everything I build.
✨The studio gear that records The 509 Unfiltered.
✨The laser equipment that powers Scorched Brim.
✨The RV essentials that survive desert wind.
✨The dog gear that keeps the pack in line.
✨The everyday tools that don’t fail when tested hard.
I spent decades inspecting details under pressure.
Now I inspect gear.
If it’s here, it passed.
✔️ No trends.
✔️ No nonsense.
✔️ No influencer sparkle.
Just field-tested equipment for women who build things, fix things, travel light, and don’t have time for junk.
Some links are affiliate links. If you choose to use them, it supports the rebellion — at no extra cost to you.
Welcome to the locker. 🔓
Feral Finds
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Podcast & Studio Gear
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Laser & Craft Tools
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RV & Travel Essentials
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Dog & Cat Favorites
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Everyday Useful Stuff
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Home & Comfort
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Feral Finds ✨ Podcast & Studio Gear ✨ Laser & Craft Tools ✨ RV & Travel Essentials ✨ Dog & Cat Favorites ✨ Everyday Useful Stuff ✨ Home & Comfort ✨
🎙 Podcast & Studio Gear
What runs The 509 Unfiltered
🎙 The Gear Behind the Mic
People always ask what I use to record.
Here it is.
No fluff. No influencer nonsense. Just the microphones, lighting, mounts, cables, and equipment that actually get the job done.
Whether I'm recording at home or on the road, this is the setup that keeps things rolling.
Disclosure:
As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases. If you shop through these links, I may earn a small commission at no extra cost to you. It helps keep the mic on and the content flowing.
RØDE PodMic Cardioid Dynamic Broadcast Microphone
Elgato Studio Key Light
The 509 Unfiltered - YouTube
Rode Mic Arm
RØDECaster Duo Compact All-in-One Audio Production Solution
Logitech Web Cam
Located in the Tri-Cities, WA
Omtech 100w CO2 Laser
With Lightburn and Water Chiller
HTVRONT Automatic Press
Digital Calipers
🚐 Beginner RV Essentials
Where didja get that?
What I learned my first summer on the road
Let’s get one thing straight.
At 55, I do not “camp.”
I glamp.
There is a difference.
My first summer with the trailer taught me quickly that RV life is freedom on wheels — but it’s also a 30-foot cave that needs to function, breathe, and feel like home. If I’m living in a rolling box, it’s getting blankets, lighting, storage systems, and personality. Decorating your cave is not extra. It’s sanity.
Comfort is not optional.
Shade is survival.
Wind is aggressive.
Storage will either save you or slowly break you.
Yes, you need the basics — leveling blocks, sewer hoses, surge protectors. But the real game changers are the things nobody emphasizes enough.
An ice maker? Non-negotiable.
I am not rationing ice like it’s 1887. Cold drinks in triple-digit heat are a requirement.
Good dog fencing? Also non-negotiable.
Two dogs + open campsites + distractions = chaos. Secure fencing means peace, safety, and zero stress. That alone is worth its weight in gold.
Good bedding changes everything.
Outdoor rugs keep the dirt outside.
Smart storage prevents the “where is that thing?!” meltdown.
The right comforts turn a trailer into your space — not just a campsite.
The items below are what survived my first summer.
Some I won’t travel without.
Some I upgraded after learning the hard way.
All of them earned their spot.
Because if I’m relocating my cave into the desert, it’s going to feel intentional — and functional.
Affiliate Disclosure
Some of the links below are affiliate links. As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases. If you choose to buy through them, it doesn’t cost you anything extra — but it does help support everything I build here. I only link what I personally use or would confidently buy again.
Even an outdoor home isn’t a home without rugs
NON-Negotialable
Invaluable counter top ice machine
FWX Secure Pet Fencing
WORTH IT!
Nobdy wants to talk about it. Blast the poo out of your black tank hose!
Keep the dirt ‘OUTSIDE’
Don’t Let the Bugs Ruin Your evening
You never know battery pack w/ jumper cable
Organize your hoses
Do NOT mix black water with fresh water
YIKES!
Cozy up your trailer with lights
Cummings Generator - Runs our 30’ trailer flawlessly and quietly
White noise sound machine - Babbling brook, campire etc
Blackstone Propane Griddle. A must have when I fire burn is in effect
Industrial Creative Energy
Tools That Survive the Craft Room
This space runs on sawdust, laser burns, paint splatter, and caffeine. The products listed here are the real-deal workhorses I use in my studio.
If it’s here, it’s been tested.
Amazon Disclosure:
As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases. That means I may earn a commission when you buy through my links, at no additional cost to you.
Epoxy Resin 1 Gallon Kit with Pump High Glossy Food Safe
HTVRONT Automatic Tumbler Press
Magnetic Cabinets
Don’t see something?
I get new gear often.
Please Check back.
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Runner
With a backup camera, the fighting ceases to exist. You know it’s true. LOL
Sublimation Paper 8.5 x 11
Vevor Hat Press
LED Light Wands Kit
Light Weight Collapsable Lamp - Warm Lighting
As we learned quickly, not all poo hose are equal. However, this one is amazing. YOU ‘HAVE to HAVE’ the clear elbow.
Dog Life Essentials
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Dog Life Essentials ✨
🐾 Dog Life Essentials (Approved by Moxie & Tula)
If you’ve been around here longer than five minutes, you already know who actually runs this house.
Moxie and Tula.
Our sweet Goldens. Professional snack inspectors. Toy destroyers. Emotional support fluff units.
People ask me all the time what I buy for them — because let’s be honest — Golden Retrievers are basically giant toddlers with better hair.
So here’s the deal.
If it’s on this list, it has survived:
The Moxie Power Chew Test
The Tula “let’s see how fast I can shred this” Challenge
RV life
Mud
Desert wind
And my zero-tolerance policy for junk
🦴 Toys That Actually Last
Not the cute, overpriced fluff that dies in 11 minutes.
We’re talking durable. Enrichment-worthy. Worth-the-money toys that don’t explode the second your dog looks at them.
🧣 Bandanas + Fun Stuff
Because yes, my dogs accessorize.
If they’re going to strut around town or hang out at camp, they might as well look fabulous.
🚐 Travel + Containment Essentials
Good fencing is non-negotiable in RV life.
Safe. Secure. Easy setup.
I don’t play around when it comes to keeping my girls protected.
🛏 Comfort + Health
Beds that support big dog joints.
Grooming tools that actually work.
Products that make life easier — not more complicated.
Here’s the bottom line:
I don’t recommend what I don’t use.
I don’t link what I wouldn’t buy again.
And I’m not here to push junk for a quick buck.
If Moxie and Tula approve it? It’s earned its spot.
Affiliate Disclosure (Because We’re Transparent Here)
Some of the links on this page are Amazon affiliate links. That means if you click and make a purchase, I may earn a small commission at no extra cost to you.
It simply helps support my content, my projects, and yes… probably more dog treats.
If you’re going to grab something anyway, I’d sure appreciate you using my link.
The girls would too. 🐾
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