Welcome to Witty Revolt

HANDMADE. UNAPOLOGETIC.

SPECIALIZING IN One-of-a-Kind Hats & Leather Patches

Every hat you see here exists once and only once.
No factories. No restocks. No copies.


The only thing made in multiples?

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PATCHES!

If it’s listed, it’s available.

If it’s sold out, it’s gone for good.

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A straw cowboy hat with decorative beads, a pink ribbon, and the name 'Uhattanoke' embroidered on the side, resting on a hay bale in a desert landscape with cacti and a blue sky in the background.
Black candle jar with a label that reads 'Unhinged, But Well Lit,' 'Pink Watermelon Lemonade,' and '8 oz soy candle.'
A cowboy hat with a horse design on the hatband, placed on a wooden post in an open field, with a man riding a horse in the background.
A black soy candle jar with text saying "Light this before you lose you sh*t," placed on a wooden surface with lit candles in the background.
A brown felt hat with purple and green ribbons, placed on a barrel with wood grain and grapevine illustrations.
A black candle labeled 'I'M FINE. THIS IS FINE.' sitting on a wooden surface with a large dumpster on fire in the background.
A fabric bonnet with a cow print pattern and an orange bow, placed on a bed of straw with a blurred outdoor background.
A yellow fabric with a chicken pattern and a black bow, displayed on a white surface with two potted succulents on either side.
A fabric headwrap with a colorful floral pattern and a white ribbon tied in a bow, placed on a white surface with green leaves around it.

Got a question?

Start here and check out the FAQ Section in the navigation bar.

If you’re reaching out about a one-of-a-kind item, please know all purchases happen through the website. First checkout wins. No holds. DMs are for questions only, not payment.

Looking for leather patches in multiples, branding, or custom quantities? That’s the one thing we do repeat — and it’s worth asking about.

Use the form below for:
• Patch orders & quantities
• General questions
• Brand inquiries & collaborations

Please don’t use this form to ask for holds, duplicates of sold items, or “something just like this.” That’s not how one-of-a-kind works.

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If it’s meant to be, it’ll make it to checkout.
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