Sip Happens

$65.00

“Sip Happens”

Description of this badass:

Meet Sip Happens — the flat-brim, dark-green vegan suede troublemaker that looks like it crawled out of a vineyard, survived a wildfire, and still showed up looking hotter than your ex.

Burned?

Distressed?

Hell yes.

This thing has more character than half the people you’ve unfriended.

The artwork is a whole gritty vibe: dreamy sky, grapes posing like they want a modeling contract, a wine barrel full of stories it’ll never tell, rolling vinyards, clinking glasses, a bottle ready to make bad decisions, and cheese — because cheese is non-negotiable.

And yes, the image is backward-facing on purpose. Why? Because you can admire it while you're behind me.

This hat doesn’t do “polished.” It rolls with ribbon and leather banding, a tiny wine glass charm, rhinestone rivets with attitude, and my signature boho flower — all tossed together with that raw, rough-around-the-edges vibe my brand lives and breathes.

And let’s make this crystal clear: this is NOT for the bougie wine snob swirling her glass like she’s decoding ancient mysteries. Absolutely not. Sip Happens is for the working woman — gritty, edgy, hilarious, and fully capable of drinking wine from a red Solo cup around a campfire without losing an ounce of her badassery.

Box wine?

Bottle?

Doesn’t matter.

You are my people.

“Sip Happens”

Description of this badass:

Meet Sip Happens — the flat-brim, dark-green vegan suede troublemaker that looks like it crawled out of a vineyard, survived a wildfire, and still showed up looking hotter than your ex.

Burned?

Distressed?

Hell yes.

This thing has more character than half the people you’ve unfriended.

The artwork is a whole gritty vibe: dreamy sky, grapes posing like they want a modeling contract, a wine barrel full of stories it’ll never tell, rolling vinyards, clinking glasses, a bottle ready to make bad decisions, and cheese — because cheese is non-negotiable.

And yes, the image is backward-facing on purpose. Why? Because you can admire it while you're behind me.

This hat doesn’t do “polished.” It rolls with ribbon and leather banding, a tiny wine glass charm, rhinestone rivets with attitude, and my signature boho flower — all tossed together with that raw, rough-around-the-edges vibe my brand lives and breathes.

And let’s make this crystal clear: this is NOT for the bougie wine snob swirling her glass like she’s decoding ancient mysteries. Absolutely not. Sip Happens is for the working woman — gritty, edgy, hilarious, and fully capable of drinking wine from a red Solo cup around a campfire without losing an ounce of her badassery.

Box wine?

Bottle?

Doesn’t matter.

You are my people.

🔥 HOW TO MAKE THIS HAT LOVE YOUR HEAD 🔥

Let’s be clear: this hat is a rebel.
She fits almost no one straight out of the gate—and honestly, same. 😏

Here’s how you bend her to your will:

  1. Apply heat like you mean it.
    Grab a steamer, kettle, or a pot of boiling water. Hold the inside of the crown over the steam. Not the brim. We’re not animals.

  2. Wait for the magic flop.
    When the crown gets warm and a little bendy (think “I’ve had two margaritas”), you’re ready.

  3. Put it on your damn head.
    Yes, right then. Shape it with your hands. Squeeze, pinch, finesse. This is a relationship, not a one-night stand.

  4. Let it cool on your head.
    Stand there. Scroll your phone. Drop an f-bomb. Let it set like your personality—firm and unapologetic.

  5. Repeat if necessary.
    Stubborn hat? Reheat and try again. She’ll submit eventually.

🔥 Pro tip:
You can also use a rolled towel inside the crown if you need a little extra persuasion. Think hat therapy.

End result:
A perfectly broken-in, custom-fit hat made for rebels, messy queens, and women who are a little rough around the edges—but hot as hell while doing it. 🤘