The Eggers Army? Yeah… we’re not seasonal.
We show up in triple-digit heat.
We show up in sideways desert wind.
We show up in hospital-waiting-room AC that could preserve meat.
We show up in that bone-chilling 509 freeze that makes you question every life decision that led you outside.
Hot. Cold. Windy. Sweaty. Layered. Doesn’t matter.
We adapt. We layer. We stay.
So if we’re rolling deep for Eggers Strong, we’re doing it with options for every climate and every personality.
This right here?
Your everyday, ride-or-die tee.
Want every day to feel like a slow Sunday morning without the stress hangover? Slide into the Comfort Colors 1717 and prepare to get attached.
This is 100% USA-grown ring-spun cotton that’s garment-washed to perfection. Translation? It already feels like your favorite old shirt — the one you “accidentally” wear three days in a row.
Soft. Broken-in. Zero stiffness.
No cardboard energy here.
Pigment-dyed colors give that vintage, slightly faded, I’ve-had-this-forever vibe — and it stays that way for the life of the shirt.
And we did not come to play with color options:
Bay, Blue Jean, Blue Spruce, Moss, Pepper, White.
Subtle? Loud? Earthy? Neon?
Pick your personality.
• 100% Ring-Spun US Cotton
• Pre-Shrunk (because laundry betrayal is not welcome here)
• DTG printed — soft ink, no thick plastic feel
• Size 2XL
• Relaxed fit (aka forgiving, breathable, life-proof)
• Machine wash cold
Let’s be real.
This isn’t just merch.
It’s movement. It’s muscle. It’s love in fabric form.
Every single dollar from this tee goes to support Chance and the Eggers family as they navigate the unthinkable.
We don’t clock out when the weather shifts.
We don’t disappear when it gets uncomfortable.
We show up.
In every climate.
In every season.
Eggers Army layers up. 💚
The Eggers Army? Yeah… we’re not seasonal.
We show up in triple-digit heat.
We show up in sideways desert wind.
We show up in hospital-waiting-room AC that could preserve meat.
We show up in that bone-chilling 509 freeze that makes you question every life decision that led you outside.
Hot. Cold. Windy. Sweaty. Layered. Doesn’t matter.
We adapt. We layer. We stay.
So if we’re rolling deep for Eggers Strong, we’re doing it with options for every climate and every personality.
This right here?
Your everyday, ride-or-die tee.
Want every day to feel like a slow Sunday morning without the stress hangover? Slide into the Comfort Colors 1717 and prepare to get attached.
This is 100% USA-grown ring-spun cotton that’s garment-washed to perfection. Translation? It already feels like your favorite old shirt — the one you “accidentally” wear three days in a row.
Soft. Broken-in. Zero stiffness.
No cardboard energy here.
Pigment-dyed colors give that vintage, slightly faded, I’ve-had-this-forever vibe — and it stays that way for the life of the shirt.
And we did not come to play with color options:
Bay, Blue Jean, Blue Spruce, Moss, Pepper, White.
Subtle? Loud? Earthy? Neon?
Pick your personality.
• 100% Ring-Spun US Cotton
• Pre-Shrunk (because laundry betrayal is not welcome here)
• DTG printed — soft ink, no thick plastic feel
• Size 2XL
• Relaxed fit (aka forgiving, breathable, life-proof)
• Machine wash cold
Let’s be real.
This isn’t just merch.
It’s movement. It’s muscle. It’s love in fabric form.
Every single dollar from this tee goes to support Chance and the Eggers family as they navigate the unthinkable.
We don’t clock out when the weather shifts.
We don’t disappear when it gets uncomfortable.
We show up.
In every climate.
In every season.
Eggers Army layers up. 💚
